Its not very often you see those two phrases grouped together. Then again, its not very often you meet someone as amazing as myself. (in case anyone didnt know, along with not using apostrophies, i also dont use restraint with reguards to sarcasm)
The two arent really connected to me, it just so happens that thursday and friday we had amazing weather and friday i was soo gone. So thats it for the connections between the weather and alcohol poisoning (which by the way, i have never had).
Its funny the things you do differently under certain influences. For example, false homosexuality, complete honesty, open conversation, the old ladies, L from DC. Its almost like you are excused.
If you are drunk anything you do is ok.
Im not saying this from experience, but you really can get away with a lot if you are bent. Try it.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Friday, March 2, 2007
You can't stop this, kid.
Man, people are crazy!!
People say the weirdest things sometimes. I used to keep track of odd things people say that would sound way better if taken out of context. For example, "My soup is the SHIT!!" by my SOCIOLOGY professor last semester. Or "Don't worry, it'll grow back... i think", ill leave that one up to you... I think ill start posting these random BLIPS along with some of my posts, and to kick off the whole thing, here are some random things ive heard this week (that i remember):
Anna was jealous of my beard. She said she wishes she could have one so that it could keep her warm.
Also, the best thing in LIFE (according to Anna) is the whipped cream on top of her caramel macciato (sp?) This week she got extra whip for free at starbucks... she must have exploded inside with joy.
And, lastly, VATZ (my media criticism professor) promoted the use of a widely recognized abbreviation, A.D.S. which stands for Asshole Down the Street
Thats all i got for now. Look out for more BLIPS in upcomming posts.
YOU CANT STOP THIS, KID!!!!!
People say the weirdest things sometimes. I used to keep track of odd things people say that would sound way better if taken out of context. For example, "My soup is the SHIT!!" by my SOCIOLOGY professor last semester. Or "Don't worry, it'll grow back... i think", ill leave that one up to you... I think ill start posting these random BLIPS along with some of my posts, and to kick off the whole thing, here are some random things ive heard this week (that i remember):
Anna was jealous of my beard. She said she wishes she could have one so that it could keep her warm.
Also, the best thing in LIFE (according to Anna) is the whipped cream on top of her caramel macciato (sp?) This week she got extra whip for free at starbucks... she must have exploded inside with joy.
And, lastly, VATZ (my media criticism professor) promoted the use of a widely recognized abbreviation, A.D.S. which stands for Asshole Down the Street
Thats all i got for now. Look out for more BLIPS in upcomming posts.
YOU CANT STOP THIS, KID!!!!!
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