The baby bandwagon.

Not that i keep up with this shiz, but word on the street is that guys are popping out from everywhere trying to claim paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. In fact, Vatz, my Media Criticism professor added himself to the growing list of possible fathers just the other day. He was joking of course (i hope), but it got me to thinking...



There seems to be nothing more fascinating in this world then celebrity babies. Michael Jackson hanging his baby off a balcony, Brad and Angelina's baby, Madonna adopting a baby, hell theres even a blog dedicated to celebrity babies... celebrity-babies.com

Its not just about having babies either, theres money involved. Photojournalists who can capture the right picture at the right moment, or at least the first pictures can get paid a king's ransom for their efforts. Anyways... i realized, if i want fame and fortune, i need to have a baby, and take pictures of it myself and sell the pictures to the publishers of tabloid and celebrity gossip magazines.

So, thats what im going to be working on this year... and i guess you can add that to my list of things to do in 2007 (since you are keeping an updated list im sure). Finally, the person i have chosen to have a baby with is... Eva Longoria



Or Keira Knightly... if she gained a little weight.



Or of course, Evangeline Lilly (Kate from Lost).

And last but far from least, Anne Hathaway.

Ok, so i realize that its selfish of me to pick, so ill let you decide which one it will be. Again the choices are Eva Longoria, Keira Knightly (if she gained a little weight), Evangeline Lilly, or Anne Hathaway (please!!). Good luck to all the contestants.