Yesterday while in class at about 3:30pm, i received a message on my SKICK from a friend telling me that Anna Nicole Smith had just died. To be honest i wasn't surprised. I knew one of these days, all that cocaine and Trim-SPA would catch up to her.
Whats strange to me is that as soon as my friend told me, i had this urge to announce it to the class like it was relevant news. And, what was strange about that is that Anna Nicole Smith is not important. Why would i want to announce it to the class. Nobody i know knows her personally, she didnt do anything significant that affected my life or the lives of any friends of mine.
Anyways, back to how i know who killed her...
I could be wrong, but... My friend messaged me at 3:30pm. At that point nobody knew about her death. He said it was all over the internet, but when i looked, i didnt really find much... SEEMED LIKE A COVER-UP. Almost like the roommate that took the last cookie and asked,
"Hey, do you know who ate the last cookie?"
They know they did, they just want you to think they didnt when it comes time to find the culprit. Anyways, i guess i dont have substantial evidence, but if i had to guess i would say it was Ryan Friis (sorry bro, i don't want them to come looking for me).
3 comments:
Welcome to the blogging world. Cheryl sent me over. Can't wait to see the world from your perspective. Ah, to be young again.
I'm visiting from Cheryl too...she needs to get into the PR biz! Have fun with your blog!
So...um...is Ryan your roommie? Or am I just totally clueless about who he is? I even googled him...
Hey Ryan It's Emily.
Lmao to that post! You got all serious and then said it was your friend hha. Nice one
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